Criminal defense attorney

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, look at my client, baby! Is this guy not a PTPer? Take a look deep inside your souls, I'm talking way down, I'm talking bottom of the Grand Canyon, baby, that's how far down you gotta look! I know what you're thinking, it's as simple as dipsy-doo-acquit-a-roo, why are we even here, baby? You take a look at this guy, you just know, he's a diaper dandy, I mean the guy literally wears diapers and a top hat! How could a guy like that chop up all those old ladies? It's inconceivable, baby!