Prostitute

Oh, yeah, baby, I know what you want. Believe me, I am the real deal. You've had your eye on me these past two, three turns around the block, strong hands, broad shoulders, shiny head, the complete package, baby! Yes sir, I've got the down-low combo with a turnaround that will keep you in the game all night long. I'm not cheap, I'm no dolla-dolla-dolla girl, I'm the big boy baby, the prime time! I need more than fifty dollars to make you holler daddy. What? You're a cop? Unbelievable!

Rapper

D-Vittie in the house, with the double-dipsy-do
I put the O in O G with my 23-skiddo
I'm the bracket-buster baby,
Me and Dukie on prowl baby,
Rolling in my Camry to the Denny's by 3:30 baby
I'm the bapalicious baldolicious dunkalicious Dickolicious
The chickies down in Carolina climb my Chapel Hillolicious
I'm the skippy-scrappy bingle berry, the sloppa-doodle-doo
Climbin' up your steppy ladder cut your net down too!

Dental Hygenist

Wow, I have never seen plaque like this at an age like yours! This is absolutely bananas. This isn't just plaque, it's plaqorino baby! Look, your toothbrush is a great everyday player, it's your workhorse, it's going to get in there and grind out those food particles day in and day out without complaining. But you can't build a team around just one player, baby! You can't do it! You can't do it! We both know that flossing isn't what wins the popularity contest. It's not what gets on the highlight reel. Floss does the little things that don't show up in the stat column. Floss is a winner, baby! Flossy is prime time, no doubt, real world, down low in the gums prime time. Flossy-flossy baby-baby!

Criminal defense attorney

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, look at my client, baby! Is this guy not a PTPer? Take a look deep inside your souls, I'm talking way down, I'm talking bottom of the Grand Canyon, baby, that's how far down you gotta look! I know what you're thinking, it's as simple as dipsy-doo-acquit-a-roo, why are we even here, baby? You take a look at this guy, you just know, he's a diaper dandy, I mean the guy literally wears diapers and a top hat! How could a guy like that chop up all those old ladies? It's inconceivable, baby!

Rocket Scientist

Oh, we're going to the moon tonight baby! Tell you what, nobody can compensate for the distortion of space time at high speeds like those Apollo teams in the sixties. But when you look at somebody like Charles Bolden, big hands, big body, really fills up the lane with that big body, boy, you look at somebody like Charles Bolden. I've got a feeling that differentiating relative to time in a gravitational vector is really going to give you some major points out there tonight!