Mad Scientist

You're all gonna kneel before me when this experiment is done, baby! Look at this: we've got a big-time basket full of brains, right here, we're just gonna slap those brains whama-blama right in these rockin' robots, big Dukie down the pike style, and then we're gonna give 'em the one-two lightning punch, those robots got big bodies, big hands, strong presence, they're prime time baby! These robots, they're gonna come out, real deal, they're metal maniacs, baby! They're maniacs! They're gonna tear you apart if you don't kneel before Dickie V! It's just a matter of the seconds ticking down until I'm the big man on campus, blowing it straight down from the top of the terror tree, that's the triple tree baby!

Rapper

D-Vittie in the house, with the double-dipsy-do
I put the O in O G with my 23-skiddo
I'm the bracket-buster baby,
Me and Dukie on prowl baby,
Rolling in my Camry to the Denny's by 3:30 baby
I'm the bapalicious baldolicious dunkalicious Dickolicious
The chickies down in Carolina climb my Chapel Hillolicious
I'm the skippy-scrappy bingle berry, the sloppa-doodle-doo
Climbin' up your steppy ladder cut your net down too!

Dental Hygenist

Wow, I have never seen plaque like this at an age like yours! This is absolutely bananas. This isn't just plaque, it's plaqorino baby! Look, your toothbrush is a great everyday player, it's your workhorse, it's going to get in there and grind out those food particles day in and day out without complaining. But you can't build a team around just one player, baby! You can't do it! You can't do it! We both know that flossing isn't what wins the popularity contest. It's not what gets on the highlight reel. Floss does the little things that don't show up in the stat column. Floss is a winner, baby! Flossy is prime time, no doubt, real world, down low in the gums prime time. Flossy-flossy baby-baby!

Bus Driver

So we're coming up on Central Avenue, oh yeah, baby! That's a real street out there, that's a real old school street running right through a real city. Central Avenue, it's got the whole package, it's got apartments, it's got pizza joints, it's got some empty lots, it's got the whole package. Wide lanes, everything. Gonna pull up here and open the doors, you look at this guy climbing on the bus here, probably the worst single bus rider since 2006 when that lady sprayed the bus with mace. But he's a gunner, he's gonna push his way onto the bus, gonna make them make room for him, maybe not the most talented bus rider for sure but he's gonna fight for space and he's gonna fight for room and they're going to accept him because he makes them do it. He's a fighter baby!