RZA

And if you want beef, beef baby, oh yeah, big-old-side-of-the-cow beef, baby, you bring the r-u-c-k ruckus, BOOM!

Hollywood Movie Monster

Look out, baby, I'm gonna smash some buildings tonight! Am I from outer space? Am I from the bottom of the ocean? You don't know! You just don't know! I'm one legendary lizard, a demonic dinosaur, a furious fire-breathing freshman superstar, smashing here, smashing there, I'm the meanest monster since Patrick Ewing was patrolling the paint for Georgetown baby! OOOHHH! You see what I did there? RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE WITH THE MONSTER JAM. Which is on my sandwich! Which is made of people!

Look at these fangs, they're unbelievable! I've got the rubbery skin, the yellow eyes, I'm the full package baby!!! You can't stop me, you don't even know where to start! SAYONARA, LOS ANGELES! HASTA LA VISTA, NEW YORK! SO LONG, CHICAGO! OOOOHHHHHH! OOOHHHH! BOOM in your ROOM! Say hello to my stomach, Roy Williams, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GOING! WOW!

Silent Ninja Assassin

You have offended the wrong warrior sect this time, baby! It's gonna be brutal tonight, it's gonna be me in my black pajamas slinking into your room IN TOTAL SILENCE! I've got my katana sharp like scrabble, cutting like claymation, it's gonna slice you in two like a double-dipsee-doo, oh yeah! Look, we're talking you diapered up in your bed, sucking your thumb, not anticipating, not anticipating, me with a sword in my hand, hanging from the ceiling, chapelling your hill as you sleep, me and Laettner doing the Dukie down shuffle on your bleeding corpse. ON YOUR CORPSE! ON YOUR CORPSE! OOOO! OOO! OOOH YEAH!!!

I'll go through you like butter, like half and half baby, it's like you're not even there, I'm invisible, it's dark in your room and OH! OH! You were in one piece and now you're in two, baby! UNBELIEVABLE! This is one nasty ninja needleslinging mama right here, from way down, all the way, coast to coast slicing-and-dicing machine!!! BOOOOOM!

Tobacco Lobbyist

This new tobacco legislative proposal is pristine baby! It’s gonna be the cats pajamas! It’s gonna be awesome, baby! You need to get on board or it’s gonna be no campaign money! Seriously, on my top 10 list of senators I’ve got Graham, I’ve got McConnell, and Alexander is gonna be a slam dunk, baby!

I know, a lot of the nay-sayers are saying that Dickie V, you are all hung up on this policy, it’s never going to make it through the senate, Dickie, why don’t you cool down, have yourself a Marlboro, and enjoy the scenery. Well, where would be as a country without Tobacco road, baby! We’d be Britain, we’d be France, we’d be dipsy-doodle underpants! Get on board with this new tobacco legislation, baby, it’s going to be a slam dunk!

Prostitute

Oh, yeah, baby, I know what you want. Believe me, I am the real deal. You've had your eye on me these past two, three turns around the block, strong hands, broad shoulders, shiny head, the complete package, baby! Yes sir, I've got the down-low combo with a turnaround that will keep you in the game all night long. I'm not cheap, I'm no dolla-dolla-dolla girl, I'm the big boy baby, the prime time! I need more than fifty dollars to make you holler daddy. What? You're a cop? Unbelievable!

Weatherman

The weather tomorrow is going to be UNBELIEVABLE BABY! We're talking rain, we're talking sleet, we're talking cold on top of cold on top of cold! We're talking a great big precipitation sandwich with a side of frigid, baby! You got this big cold front that's gonna come sweeping down out of Canada like the Coldmander in Chief. Do they have a President up there in Canada? I don't know, baby, but if they do he's freezing like a popsicle, like a snow cone, like Frosty the Snowman, the prime time! I'm telling you, get your sweaters out tonight, BOOM!

Mad Scientist

You're all gonna kneel before me when this experiment is done, baby! Look at this: we've got a big-time basket full of brains, right here, we're just gonna slap those brains whama-blama right in these rockin' robots, big Dukie down the pike style, and then we're gonna give 'em the one-two lightning punch, those robots got big bodies, big hands, strong presence, they're prime time baby! These robots, they're gonna come out, real deal, they're metal maniacs, baby! They're maniacs! They're gonna tear you apart if you don't kneel before Dickie V! It's just a matter of the seconds ticking down until I'm the big man on campus, blowing it straight down from the top of the terror tree, that's the triple tree baby!