Weatherman

The weather tomorrow is going to be UNBELIEVABLE BABY! We're talking rain, we're talking sleet, we're talking cold on top of cold on top of cold! We're talking a great big precipitation sandwich with a side of frigid, baby! You got this big cold front that's gonna come sweeping down out of Canada like the Coldmander in Chief. Do they have a President up there in Canada? I don't know, baby, but if they do he's freezing like a popsicle, like a snow cone, like Frosty the Snowman, the prime time! I'm telling you, get your sweaters out tonight, BOOM!